AISubs v3.7
- "Yama-tteru-no-tsu" - "Yama-tteru-no-tsu"
- Everyone, there's an answer in front of you, so it's hard to say it, but...
- What is the most read book in the world?
- "Weekly Boy Up"!
- Wrong!
- "Weekly Boy Down"!
- Wrong!
- Conan.
- Wrong! - "Weekly Boy Down"!
- I won't say "Sunday" for you. - Will you answer in front of me?
- Something blue and... - "Saint Seiya".
- "Saint Seiya"! - "Saint Seiya"!
- I'm sure you all have friends who are busy getting married. - Yes.
- But sometimes there are friends who get married in church. - Yes.
- They say, "There is such a word in the Bible." - Yes.
- "Love is compassionate and kind." - Yes.
- That's a wonderful... - Yes.
- It's difficult. - It's difficult.
You'll stop if you're bad at it.
- "The most read book in the world"? - "The Bible"!
- What kind of image do you have of the Bible? - I don't know what it is.
- It's Christian. - Is it Christianism?
- It's not wrong or wrong, but it has good things written in it.
- The first half of it is called "the Old Testament".
- It's just history or "there was such a person in the past".
- There is also "Moses". - Yes.
- It's just a name. - "There was such a person in the beginning and in the end".
- Yes. - I see.
- "There was such a person in the beginning and in the end".
- There are words you hear in anime and movies.
- "There is such a word in the Old Testament".
- Muska said it too, right? - Yes.
- It's not a loss to have such a little knowledge as an education.
- I'd like you to learn it.
- That's why I came up with "genetic quiz".
- "Genetic quiz"? - I see.
- It's delusional. - It doesn't seem like it.
- Isn't it a very difficult quiz?
- I think so.
- It's quite difficult to make it into a subject. - I see.
- It's different for amateurs.
- "What are you doing?" - It's dangerous.
- I'm worried that Japanese people will say it.
- This is my first information for the seventh year.
- I was a Christian. - What?
- Were you a Christian religious believer?
- I was.
- "I was" may be an arrogant way of saying it.
- I was taught at home in the past and read it properly.
- I see.
- I'm familiar with it.
- It's like "corocoro" comic.
- It's not like "corocoro".
- It's not like "corocoro" or "gravure".
- I don't like making religious videos on YouTube.
- So I'm not going to talk about it this time.
- It's like a movie.
- "There was a story like this in the past".
- It's like a "genetic quiz" or "mystery quiz".
- I hope you enjoy it like "what happened next?".
- Yes!
- It's a fun quiz.
- It's dangerous. - It's like a "genetic quiz".
- It's dangerous.
- If it's not fun, it's not good.
- There's no quiz that's only fun.
- I think you're right about that.
- Well, you're Christians, so...
- I think it's a very famous episode where you carry your own regret that you're about to make and walk on a rugged hill.
- I'd like you to carry something with you. - Carry?
- I've prepared that kind of punishment game for you. - Okay.
- It's a crosshead. - A crosshead?
- A single crosshead. - No, it's almost a cross!
- You'll also carry a sword of that size. - Huh?!
- Oh, it's hard to carry! - Then I wanted to carry a cross!
- A sword... - A sword, huh...
- Damn it! - I know it, so it's hard to swallow.
- It's not for a week, is it? - Huh?!
- How old were you? - Huh?
- How old? - Huh?
- Tetsuya. - Tetsuya?
- Huh? - I'm scared of this voice.
- Then it's easy! It's not for a week!
- It's a child's life, right? - By the way...
- Do you know about Noah's ark? - Yeah.
- Well, you know, God said, "No, humans are too evil. Let's reset it once." - Okay.
- He left only Noah and his family of good people and animals in a huge ship.
- It rained a lot and it was reset only once. - Yeah, that happens.
- Do you know how many days it rained for? - Wow...
- It looks bad. - It looks bad.
- God will definitely kill me, so...
- It's not for a week. - I'd say 7 o'clock.
- It says 40 days and 40 nights. - Yeah.
- Wow, that's religious. Are you okay with that?
- 40 days and 40 nights. Are you okay with that?
- Noah's cross life!
- Hey, your face says you're overdoing it!
- Don't overdo it! - Hey, wait!
- This is bad! Toshimitsu, you're gonna lose! - I can do it!
- Tetsuya, you're strong! - Shibai and I might be strong.
- Well, it doesn't work that way.
- I've picked up some interesting points and brought them here. - I don't know about that!
- Wow, that's bad! - I've prepared 5 questions for now.
- I see. - I've prepared 5 questions for now. - I see.
- Well, assuming you don't get any right, it'll be pretty good if you get one right.
- Wow! - Wow, I'm done!
- I'm done! - Wow, this is bad!
- I'm gonna clean up! - I really don't like this!
- Okay, here's question number one! - Okay!
People who watch movies might know about this as well, but...
Since you haven't seen it yet, I chose this as the first one.
"September Solstice" is about God's people.
God's people...
Oh no! If God's people don't release me, I'll be in trouble. Can I say it now?
God gave me 10 worst ones. Out of them, I have 9 now.
Is there one more?
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see! - I see!
There's a chance you've seen it.
First one!
A very famous river that flows through that country becomes blood.
- A river becomes blood... - That's a good one.
Second one!
- Frogs make a mess. - What?!
- This is bad. - What is this?
- What is this all of a sudden? - Isn't it too simple?
Third one!
- Swimming occurs. - What?!
- What?!
Fourth one!
- Abu occurs. - What?!
- What?!
- Let's just say the same thing!
Fifth one!
- Diseases become common. - Yeah, this is pretty common.
Sixth one!
- Sick people are very popular. - Oh!
Eighth one! The more you die, the more votes you get.
Ninth one! The food bomb that happened during the Great Inago Incident is all eaten up.
And after the ninth one, the tenth one!
The eldest son of that country dies.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- I'm gonna die, too! - I'm gonna die, too!
Now, what is the worst of the nine?
Is it correct?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know.
- I don't know if it's coming or dying. - Let's be God's feelings.
- Hahaha! - Yeah!
- That line was amazing. - Hahaha!
- I feel the times. - Yeah.
- The life that has nothing to do with electronics. - Yeah, and the Wi-Fi going off and stuff.
- I hope I'm not going to die. - Hahaha!
- By the way, God doesn't die. - I hope I don't die.
- God doesn't joke like that. - I'm not going to die.
- But I feel like I've died so far. Like, after the fifth one, I'm going to die. - Yeah.
- I'm not going to die. - No, no, you're not. You're not heaven.
- I'm not going to die. - No, you're not. You're not heaven. - No, you're not. You're not.
- I'm not going to die. - No, you're not. You're not.
- There's just another level of pain. - No!
- No!
- All right, Shibayu-san, please announce it. - I can't use fire anymore.
- Oh, I see. - I can't use fire anymore. - I can't use fire for the rest of my life.
- It's a little modern, isn't it? - I can't use fire anymore.
- Well, fire has been around for a long time, hasn't it? - Yeah.
- Ryo-san. - Yes.
- Well, God can do anything. - I lost my smile.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is unusual. - People lost their smiles.
- This is unusual. - What would you do without it now?
- I wonder if it says anything about it. - Well, Jiri-san.
- This is it. - It's like blowing sand rain.
- Oh, no! - I think it's something like that.
- I thought it was rain. - Rain is a pretty important thing, isn't it?
- Yes, it is. - Yes.
- Like, "buyo abu", or "byouki haremono" - Oh, no.
- It's like, "one of them is fine", isn't it? - It's like that.
- You got eaten up by a catfish, and you burned all of your forelegs. - That's awful!
- It's fine if it's only three kilos! - Forelegs, huh...
- Yes, is there an answer in this? - Yes.
- Let's read the first chapter. - Yes.
- When you go out of Egypt, read 10 chapters and 22 verses. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, I got it. - Read 10 chapters and a large number of 10 and 22 verses.
- When Moses reached out for heaven... - For three days...
- He desired darkness all over Egypt... - Too bad!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- He lost his light! - Oh, no!
- He lost his light!
- That was close! - Oh, no!
- Yeah, it was close. - Oh, no!
- I see. - But it's healthy!
- It's like stealing light, isn't it? - And it's flying all over the place, isn't it?
- It's like stealing light, isn't it? - Oh, no! This world is selfish!
- Okay, next question. - Okay.
- This is when there weren't many humans yet. - Okay.
[The construction of the tower was halted due to COVID-19.]
- The construction of the tower was halted due to COVID-19. - Yes.
- Well, of course, the tower didn't stand because of that. - Yes.
- And humans were scattered all over the place. - Yes.
- How did you halt it? - I think I've heard of this before!
- I'll tell you in advance. - Okay.
- The name of this tower is "Babel's Tower". - It's a lie, isn't it?
What?!
- What is it? - Stamina...
- What are you doing? - Hahaha!
- Stamina... - You can't challenge, can you?
- Hahaha! - Someone who makes a funny video in his pocket and takes stamina world.
- That's right. - That's what it is. - Let's go with that spirit.
- Otherwise, God won't punish you. - Hahaha!
- No, I don't know. - Maybe there is such a world.
- No, I got a laughing God punishment. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Now, let's go to Mr. Tetsuya next. - Yes. - Yes.
- How will it look like? - Yes.
- A monster has appeared at the top of the tower. - Wow! - Wow!
- Yes, yes, yes. - It's a world view of "Dragon Quest", isn't it?
- Wow! - Wow! - It's a world view of "Dragon Quest", isn't it?
- I think this is a monster's plan. - Wow!
- I think it's a plan to leave Babylon 40 times. - That's right.
- Mr. Toshimi. - Yes.
- It's as soft as a tower material. - Hahaha!
- So, if you pile it up like this... - Wow! - Hahaha!
- It's like, "Oh, I'm in trouble." - I see. - It's like that.
- It may be like that. - Yes.
- Mr. Ryo. - Yes.
- It was sunny and the fire, water and wind were calm. - Wow!
- It's like "Aristo". - This is also "Tenpenchin".
- Yes. - This is also something like "monster". - Yes.
- It's like a unique type. - Yes, it's like a "tambajin". - Yes, it's like "tambajin".
- Yes. - Then, Mr. Kibai. - The more you climb up, the more bosses there are. - Hahaha!
- Well, it's common in games, too, whenever you climb up the tower. - Yes.
- Each floor or above is a tower. - Yes. - I think this is the motif.
- Then let's read the answer. - Yes!
The death came and people stood up. Looking at this city with towers, they said,
They are all one people and speaking one word, and they started doing things like this.
With this, no matter what they say, we can't stop them!
We will go down and immediately confuse their words, so that we can hear each other's words...
Whoa!
All right, let's move on to the third question.
Let's do it!
Come on!
The era is just about to advance, and the concept of "king" has begun to be born.
The people of that god were fighting an enemy called "terristegin".
I don't care about the terristegin title, but there was a very strong person against the terristegin.
His name is "goriate".
What's "goriate" like?
What's more, Setaki also has "rokuhamaham".
Ham? Ham? Ham? Ham?
Rokuhamaham?
Is that funny?
It's quite common, isn't it?
It's quite common.
Anyway, he's a very strong person, and "goriate" says, "Go ahead and kill me."
Someone, get him dirty!
That's what he said.
The people of that god said, "No, that's impossible."
That's a curse.
You know?
Now, the story has changed.
For that god, there was a man called "davide", a shepherd.
"davide" was a shepherd.
So, in conclusion, "davide" killed "goriate".
That's what I thought.
That's right.
So, "davide" killed "goriate".
That's a lethal command, isn't it?
Actually, I don't use it.
It's important whether it's a buff for "davide" or a debuff for "goriate".
Oh, I see.
So, let's start with Mr. Toshimitsu.
God stole "goriate"'s muscles.
Oh, it's a debuff.
Absolutely.
Mr. Giro.
Yes, "goriate" fell off a stone I picked up.
Oh, you picked up a stone and dropped it.
I see.
Mr. Shibai.
A sheep appeared out of nowhere and made me suffocate.
A sheep made you suffocate?
A sheep appeared out of nowhere and made me suffocate.
I thought about it a lot, too.
Well, you know...
If you're a little stronger or your opponent is weaker, you can't kill them.
So, I wanted to break that concept.
"goriate" turned into an apple when I made eye contact with it.
I see.
You pulled it out of "davide".
Isn't it a good idea?
You jumped too far.
After "goriate" turned into an apple, "davide" turned into an apple.
I was like, "what?" just now.
What?
I was scared.
I knew it.
I didn't know "goriote" had a meaning in Aladdin.
Well, please read Samuel 17:40.
"davide" put his hand in a bag and took out a small stone.
"davide" used a stone throw rope to light it up and hit a Palestinian corpse.
"davide" ate the stone into a Palestinian corpse and collapsed.
The answer is...
"davide" threw the stone and killed him.
Incorrect!
What about "goriote"?
You can't die from a stone.
What?
"davide" hit "goriote".
The stone was near the edge of "goriote".
You can hit "goriote".
I almost hit "goriote".
You're right.
"davide" ate an apple.
I don't know about apples.
"davide" ate an apple for lunch.
Didn't you eat it for lunch?
Didn't you eat pumpkin for lunch?
Didn't you eat it for lunch?
It's impossible!
No way!
Next question.
David became a king.
Solomon became a king.
Solomon was loved by God and was very smart.
He left a legacy of building famous temples and palaces.
Solomon was smart and had a lot of advice.
Two women shared a house.
Both women had children and gave birth at the same time.
One day, one mother got on top of the other baby and the baby died.
The mother who crushed the baby replaced it with the other baby.
In other words, both mothers didn't know which one was alive and which one was dead.
What should Solomon do?
What about Solomon?
We don't know Solomon's face because he was born a few days ago.
It depends on Solomon's humanity.
Solomon is smart and handsome.
Solomon is wearing glasses.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Okay, Ryo-san, please read it. - Yes!
I cut a child in half.
- I see. - That's rough.
- Shibai-san. - Yes?
I put the baby back in its body and cried...
- That's not it. - You lost!
- You're losing!
- No, it's like this. - You lost!
- Tojimi-san. - Yes?
- I read this one. - Yes.
I killed another child.
- I see. - I see!
- That's what it said in the beginning. - Let's do something we didn't do.
I think it said "killing everyone" in the beginning.
- Tetsuya-san. - Yes?
I killed three people.
That's dangerous!
- I know, right? - I know, I know.
- I'm not saying it's nice because you're smart. - That's right.
- Power. I feel like there's power like that in the past. - It's logical, right?
- It's confusing, so I thought it'd be nice to kill people. - I see.
- We're splitting up here.
- I see. - Can we read the answer?
- Let's read the answer. - Yes.
The king ordered...
The living child shall be split in two.
Give one of them half.
Give the other half.
The living child's mother...
Please pity and care for her, your majesty.
Please let her live and give her to this person.
Please do not kill this child.
However, the other woman...
Please do not make her mine or hers...
Please split her up.
The king answered and declared...
Keep this child alive and give her to the woman ahead of you.
I can't kill this child.
That woman is this child's mother.
So, the answer is...
She tried to cut the child in half!
She tried to do it!
I see!
He was a good guy!
He wasn't cruel!
He's smart!
He's a good guy, though.
Is that possible?!
Ryo's face was crazy just now.
He was hiding his victory!
No, he was winning!
He was winning!
He was winning, so I'm going to lose!
Well, in terms of words, he's like a genius, but it's completely different.
The killing and trying to kill.
It's a complete parallel world.
He knows whether he's traded or not.
But if you kill your parents, you're done.
That's what you feel.
So you saw it coming.
So, unfortunately!
Oh, no!
This is tough!
Oh, no!
This doesn't melt!
If it was a premium release, it would've been a lot of comments saying "oh, this is crazy!"
It would've been a lot of comments saying "oh, this is crazy!"
He's a good guy!
Let's kill him!
Now, for the final question.
Everyone, I'll give you zero points.
Oh, no!
Next, it's going to be a long time.
It's a story about a prophet named Jonah.
Jonah.
And then, you know...
The sea was covered with it.
Oh, no! It's going to sink!
This is definitely God's work.
Let's decide who's to blame.
And then, you know...
He voted.
What?
And then, we decided who's to blame.
And we got the lottery.
Yonan got the lottery.
But Yonan doesn't like it that much,
so he told the truth.
I ran away because of what God said to me.
So I think it's my fault.
And Yonan said,
Tie me up and throw me into the sea.
So, how did it go?
I'm scared of that story.
How did it go? Was it difficult?
I don't think it's easy.
I think it's getting easier and easier.
Did you break up with Kim and Yonan?
Kim, who flew here,
said, "I can't float on a boat,
so don't tell me."
I'm sinking in the ice of the sea.
I want you to die.
I hate life.
What are you talking about?
Is it done?
Let's see from Shibayu.
The boat sank and Yonan was saved.
I'm dying.
That's a good way of writing it.
I won't say any more.
Ryo.
I was swallowed up by a whale and survived.
Toshimi.
I can't write like this here.
I was miraculously saved.
What?
I see.
I can only write like this.
We're going to the route "I was miraculously saved" in the end,
I was eaten by a group of fish.
A group of fish?
I was eaten and almost died.
Please read the first and second verses of Yonan's book.
Now, the master ordered the huge fish,
and Yonan was swallowed up.
Yonan was on the fish's skin for three days and nights.
Yonan prayed to his god, the master,
through the skin of the fish.
Ryo, you're correct!
I was swallowed up by a huge fish!
What did you do?
I was swallowed up!
You're simple.
You shouldn't have done such a cowardly thing.
He was spat out,
and went back to his house,
and did his mission,
and the master's great regret.
We're in danger!
Only one of you is correct,
and you'll be punished by three people.
Oh, no!
If you have three people's swords,
the weapon preparation compound may be stolen,
and it's too complicated,
so you'll be punished.
Only one of you will be punished.
It's simple.
Just write down the numbers.
The farthest one will be punished.
No way!
I'm scared!
Those of you who know may know.
Oh, no!
It's clear!
Oh, no!
We're talking about the Old Testament,
the New Testament,
after Christ appeared.
I haven't said it yet.
Then Jesus appeared,
and did many things.
Then,
Jesus appeared,
and did many things.
Then Jesus appeared,
"and did many things." "That man is called Judas Iscariot,"
"and that man is called Judas Iscariot," "that man,"
got a silver coin in Brazil,
"got a silver coin in Brazil," "for his reward."
That's bad.
How many coins?
"That's bad." "Whoa, wait a second."
What?!
You don't know?!
I don't know!
What's wrong?
"What's wrong?" "What's wrong?"
Silver coin, right?
Silver coin.
But, should we write it down?
Of course.
No, let's write it down.
I've been writing it down.
Well, even now,
it's not obvious,
but what you betrayed,
is called,
silver,
coin,
right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't say that.
When you get punished,
don't look like you hate it,
but think about it.
I'm done!
Then,
Jesus,
how many coins?
It's supposed to be easy.
So, is it 100 or 1,000?
So, I thought I'd read it,
and I chose 800 coins.
Whoa,
I love it.
I see.
Toshimi-san!
Wait, this might be bad.
There are 11 coins.
Isn't this definitely cheap?
I see.
Shibai-san!
Which one is it?
Well, I thought it was a good deal,
but it was cheaper than I thought,
so it's a good deal.
Eight!
Whoa!
Thank you!
Miracle boy!
Boy!
This is a miracle.
Let's open the top layer!
No, it's cheap, cheap, cheap.
No, it's not that cheap.
It's not that cheap.
The price of betrayal is high.
Okay, Ryo-san,
you showed me the answer earlier,
but you were right!
Whoa!
I didn't see it.
You were right.
Okay, Ryo-san,
shout it out loud!
The answer is...
405 coins!
30 coins!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
What?
Wait a minute, isn't it cheap?
Damn it!
Cheap!
Dad!
Thank you!
Well, it is often said that it is cheap, and it is said that it was betrayed with such value.
That's it!
By the way, Judas Iscariot, who betrayed Judas Iscariot, immediately threw away his silver and committed suicide.
So, Mr. Tetsuya!
The 40th and 40th are big and small birthdays!
Yes!
I feel like I got it!
It's like a holy book, isn't it?
I got it!
So, it was a holy book quiz.
If you're interested in it, why don't you give it a try?
It's funny, isn't it?
Goodbye!